Buy Some Hobo Oil
Hobo Oil has a thousand and one uses. Cooking, moisturizing, engine lubricating, shoe polishing, among others. Try some today. It's finger licking good.
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Display your love of Hobo Oil proudly. And be prepared to offer a long-winded explanation to your friends about the checkered history of this fine and fancy product.
Available to purchase through The Cotton Bureau
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Delicious Hobo Oil. From Freshly Squeezed Hoboes.
Due to the custom nature of this product - we are sorry that it is not currently available for online ordering. If you are hankering to get your hands on some fantastic Hobo Oil for yourself or others, please contact us directly and we will get some freshly created and shipped right out to you!
Note: No actual hoboes were touched or harmed in creating this oil. We promise this is a friendly, edible, and food-ready product sourced from the finest groves in California (*cough* it's olive oil *cough*)...!
